me flirting
You can’t just whip out your cock at somebody man
link plz
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
i think everyone has that one phrase that we all use ironically but then after a while it just becomes completely unironic like i used hot diggity once as a joke and now i say it all the time im telling you ironic phrases are like gateway drugs to being openly mocked
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does anyone else accidentally stare at a boys penis when hes wearing pants
i was rewatching game of thrones and i realized that cersei and jaime lannister reminded me of somebody
and then i realized
I am so disappointed myself. I have so many flaws and it really scares me how up until not too long ago, I actually thought I was a decent person. But as I walked that 3.5 km home, I realized just how wrong i am in so many ways. And I’m really unreliable. I don’t know why anyone would hire me.