pussybow:

this

So sad. My new theme won’t let me add more links so i cant proudly display my nomgasm tag.

• girl: i'm having vagina surgery
• boyfriend: i know
• girl: i love you
• boyfriend: i love you too
•  after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there
• girl: where is my boyfriend
• dad: who do you think gave you the vagina
• girl: what

I just don’t understand why it isn’t socially acceptable to stay in bed all day long and watch lame romantic comedies and drink coffee and read books in your underwear. Whoever established all these “get a job, be successful” conventions really needs a serious beating. I didn’t sign the terms and conditions for this shit.

meme4u:

a pizza.

tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

ishyismagic:

totally not ‘shopped

doctor-who-companion:

GURRRLLL

YOU DID IT

OK, THE OFFICE GET READY FOR ME TO WATCH YOU!